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Sunday, October 16, 2005

Please Help My Son

I'm not sure if it's to celebrate the return of hockey, or if Zeke is mocking my childhood, but my boy has decided to grow a full- blown mullet.

Not a bashful one either. We're talking the kind of mullet that would make the "Nasty Boys" from the 1990 Reds jealous.

Unfortunately, my wife finds the curls cute, and just can't bring herself to get the kid a decent haircut.

If you have any compassion whatsoever, please vote in the comment section. A yes vote means, "Yes please, give your kid a fighting chance in life. Cut that thing." A "no" vote means, "I delight in the demise of our youth! Keep the mullet."

My son is too young to care for himself. He's defenseless. Please help him get some respect back.

You must identify yourself for your vote to count!


  • At 11:04 PM, Anonymous sarah said…

    aww yeah keep the mullet!

  • At 1:49 AM, Anonymous rachel said…

    i agree with charity that the curls are cute, but mullets are not. zeke will still be way cute without the mullet.

  • At 8:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Please cut that thing! He will be cuter as a normal child and not as a redneck son of my sister.

  • At 9:24 AM, Blogger jason said…

    No, keep the mullet. I've already bought the kid some Pabst blue ribbon, a lawn chair and a double-wide trailer. If this haircut doesn't decide his fate of becoming a redneck, I'm out three really great birthday presents when he gets older.

  • At 10:17 AM, Blogger Jones said…

    I wish I had a mullet...

  • At 11:23 AM, Anonymous Dave Matheny said…

    Lose the mullet, but don't worry Jason Zeke has no chance of not being a redneck. Just look at his Dad!

  • At 1:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I think it looks great.
    Uncle Jesse (Full house)

  • At 1:56 PM, Anonymous Natty said…

    It definitely raises ethical issues. It's a defenseless child, being shaped and "mullded" into a life knowing nothing other than the mullet. It will only be a few years before this poor child ends up just like Landon. Can you life with that Charity?

  • At 3:20 PM, Blogger Gary Underwood said…

    Two words:

    A.J. Hawk.

    keep the hair, and realize that long hair is no longer a sign of where you live or what silly words people label you with.

    welcome, everyone, to postmodern reality. Stop labeling people based on their haircuts.

  • At 4:14 PM, Anonymous ~d said…

    i just don't see the mullet on this beautiful child, but i LOVE the curls! you might suggest a compromise....keep some of the curls but shorten the overall length. it could work.

    or, if it really bugs you, tie it back in a ponytail ;)

  • At 2:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You mean mullets are out of style?
    Randy Johnson

  • At 2:05 PM, Blogger jason said…

    My mullet helped my movie career.
    Brian Bosworth

  • At 3:41 PM, Blogger Cami-sfl star said…

    get rid of the mullet


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