Please Help My Son

I'm not sure if it's to celebrate the return of hockey, or if Zeke is mocking my childhood, but my boy has decided to grow a full- blown mullet.

Not a bashful one either. We're talking the kind of mullet that would make the "Nasty Boys" from the 1990 Reds jealous.

Unfortunately, my wife finds the curls cute, and just can't bring herself to get the kid a decent haircut.

If you have any compassion whatsoever, please vote in the comment section. A yes vote means, "Yes please, give your kid a fighting chance in life. Cut that thing." A "no" vote means, "I delight in the demise of our youth! Keep the mullet."

My son is too young to care for himself. He's defenseless. Please help him get some respect back.

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