Out of the Mouths of Dad's...
While I knew the day I would say, "I'll give you something to cry about!" was coming, there are some things I didn't expect to say:
and today's favorite...
There's something surreal about trying to say these phrases in a way that results in obedience all while trying to process the reality that you have to utter them.
- 1. Get the potty seat off your head.
2. Quit eating mud.
3. Don't sit on your baby sister's head.
4. Sweetie, watch where you're going and next time don't walk into the grill.
and today's favorite...
- 5. Why are you smearing baby lotion on the car windows?
There's something surreal about trying to say these phrases in a way that results in obedience all while trying to process the reality that you have to utter them.
posted by danny2 @ 7:35 PM
4 Comments:
At 8:29 PM,
Gary McDuda said…
LOL...thanks for making me appreciate being um...50 and not having small kids. Although it was fun. Sorta.
At 8:02 AM,
~~anna~~ said…
I literally have tears running down my cheeks from laughing so hard!
...ahhh...sweet memories...those were the days...
At 9:45 AM,
Anonymous said…
Ok, do you remember ME saying to YOU...
1.Danny please stop spinning the table around in the air
2.Danny, are you the one who rubbed the red Close-Up toothpaste on the toilet seat.(your answer was no, but your little fingers had red toothpaste on them)
3. Remember the girl in your seventh grade class with the really curly hair and the day her mom stopped my our house and asked you to stop hiding your pencils in Angela's hair?
4.And, most favorite of all....Danny please don't ever do push ups in the middle of WEstbrook Road again.
Ma
At 8:19 PM,
Charity said…
Huh . . . suddenly, Rach & Zekers don't seem quite so bad!! :-)
I never heard the pencil thing before!
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