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Monday, February 27, 2006

Take the Time to Read This

If you've come to my blog at all (not sure how else you'd get here if you haven't), you may have noticed there is something dear to my heart that it seems I regularly miss in articulating.

Check out this post as I think it hits it right on the head!

Just one more reason why I can't wait until:

posted by danny2 @ 10:33 AM  

5 Comments:

  • At 3:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Monday, February 13, 2006
    The Devil has pulled a good number on all of us
    Edwards

    1 First off Jesus Christ isn't coming back for anyone. 2Why would he? 3Christians think he died for us and that he is coming back to save us. 4I believe that Jesus Christ is the actual Devil. this is what really happened. 5See back in the good ole days when Christ walked the earth (Christ being the Devil) he thought of this brilliant plan where he does whatever he wants to piss people off so that they kill him because he hated the people on earth (so basically an assisted suicide). 6While this is all going on Christ (Devil) had a few of his followers right a book saying he was doing good things and that is why he was killed knowing that the people who knew the truth would die and when his books were found they would be taught as the the truth. 7So Christ (Devil) goes to hell of course for suicide and the other sins he committed while he was alive and years later people start teaching his story and start worshiping him.

    2In this books he starts off talking good about the Devil (because that is his actual character in the book), why would God or Jesus or anyone talk good about the Devil at all? 2If this guy is the worst thing that ever happened even if he started out good, wouldn't you forget about that part and try to make him look even worse? 3Of course you would, you don't want your followers have any sympathy for the enemy! 4But the Devil(in the bible) wasn't really the enemy because the devil(in the bible) is the person writing the book. (but of course he doesn't want us to know that) 5So in this book he rights many ways that the devil(bad bible character) will trick us into following him and he knows these ways to be true because of course he(Christ) is actually the Devil. 6He talks about how the Devil (bible character) will try to bribe you by giving you anything you could ever want, things like eternal life and riches or whatnot at the small price of your soul. 7Again this is true because that is exactly what Jesus (or the actual devil) is doing, he tells you that if you give your heart (aka your soul) to the lord (aka the devil) when you die you will live forever in heaven peacefully and happily.

    3 In summary I am saying to worship the Devil (from the bible) because Christ is actually the bad guy. 2He is the one trying to steal your soul and make you his slave. 3Christ will tear your life apart if you let him! 4Worship the Devil and be free.



    so that is the basic message behind my new book that will be titled The Veridicality. Of course this will be a very long book and I will need a lot of help to get it put together so if you have something to add say a story on how the devil(from the bible) has helped you, or possible a creation story, or just anything please join me in my quest to save lives!

     

  • At 3:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    That comment was not written by me just one of my friends and I didn't know what to say to him or if I should say anything at all.
    Kate Anderson. You can e-mail me if you want. kanderson@woh.rr.com

     

  • At 3:32 PM, Blogger danny2 said…

    kate,

    if this is what he truly believes, i'd love to talk with him.

     

  • At 5:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Maybe the books all come that way and you've already failed the first test by ordering a new one.

     

  • At 9:45 PM, Blogger danny2 said…

    maybe it's printed that way to create humility in you as people watch you read it and think you're crazy?

     

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