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Thursday, December 22, 2005

Origins of MarFin

Marissa offers her explanation for the the moniker Marfin. Honestly, I feel that in an effort to be politically correct, she chose to white-wash the entire issue and ignore the real facts.

Here is the real story.

Marfin

from the latin "marsupium" and "finitimus."

Most do not realize that Marissa is quite the fan of marsupials. She has been overheard as to saying she considers them the final order in the status of the food chain, even believing they may be superior in intelligence to humans (though not in the image of God, as she attests only humans are).

Don't believe me? Just check. Nearly everytime she is wearing pants, they will have pockets on them...a tribute to marsupials.

4 Comments:

  • At 6:26 PM, Anonymous lyndie said…

    we happen to think that badgers and rabbits fall into the category of especially intelligent mammals as well. otters, beavers, foxes, moose, squirrels, chipmunks, artic seals and polar bears, as well as the occasional racoon are closely related as well. :) ~family tradition upholds these facts to be self-evident.

     
  • At 9:24 PM, Blogger ~d said…

    i personally think your explanation makes a lot more sense...

     
  • At 12:40 AM, Anonymous katie said…

    i forgot to tell you the other day that i have been listening to the mp3s on e-shake and ive really been enjoying them...i even ally downloaded then to kory's ipod. that was a surprise...

     
  • At 1:30 PM, Anonymous marfin said…

    a more creative explanation, i must say.

     

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